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#MagicAL安雷# 霍格沃茨近日最大“绯闻”！——来自《预言家日报》

和 @望月のカイ 海哥的合绘，玩的老梗！！非常老的梗！！！（线稿&上色：安安by我，雷狮及其他群众by海哥）

新闻图片在第三张。

这大概是赫奇帕奇级长和拉文克劳恶霸进校以来最难熬的一天。校长丹尼尔采取了前无古人后无来者的措施制裁漠视校规打架斗殴的学生，后因反响过大，再也没有使用过相同的惩罚手段。这是霍格沃茨史上的第一次也是最后一次，因此本期预言家日报十分珍贵，以至于被纳入了赫奇帕奇学院博物馆，与赫奇帕奇至今获得的唯一一座魁地奇奖杯并排展示。

中英新闻稿（我自编自译，其实最开始只有英文版的可是最后又做了个中文版，写中文版的时候我又开始乱编，所以中英文只有60%的匹配度）：

尽管名义上以赫奇帕奇新晋级长身份出名，安迷修似乎有另一个令他在霍格沃茨无人不晓的原因，那就是他几乎会对每一位他所在校园中遇见的女性同学做出一些轻浮又花心的调情举动。“这是我坚持的骑士精神。”安迷修如此宣称道。然而，他的说法几乎没人能接受。“他……多少有些古怪，”一位受访的拉文克劳女生说，而显然她并不是唯一一个有如此感受的人。

另一位风云人物——雷狮，作为唯一一位从德姆斯特朗魔法学校转至霍格沃茨而赫赫有名的学生，在相当短暂的时间内就令人惊异地向全校师生展现了自己独特的个人魅力——尤其是校内女性。据一位他们的同班同学称，毫不夸张地说，雷狮收到的情书和小礼物可能有安迷修收到的十倍甚至二十倍之多。

这是否是导致这两个男孩间难以置信的糟糕关系的最终原因尚不可知，但看上去他们感情的黏合剂已经出现！暴怒的霍格沃茨校长冷酷无情地惩罚了这对可怜的小“爱侣”，原因是他们自大地将校规视作无物。“我相信这是一个让你们彼此了解的绝佳好机，”校长表示，“用了想必是你们最乐意使用的方式：肢体接触。”

几小时过去了，但他们未曾松开一直紧握的双手。或许是校长魔咒的作用，也说不定是他们微妙关系的新火花出现呢？

Known as the prefect of Hufflepuff though,Anmicius is more likely to have gained his reputation amongst Hogwarts becauseof his flirting movements, misleading and fickle, to almost every girl heencounters at campus. ‘It is the chivalry that I possess,’ claimed by Anmicius,However, his explanation is hardly accepted. ‘He's…kinda weird,’ said one ofthe girls from Ravenclaw, and obviously she is not the only one thinking thisway.

Ray, another man of the school, knowing asthe only transfer student from Durmstrang Institute to Hogwarts, amazinglyshowed off his personal charisma over the entire campus within so short timeperiod, especially to young girls. According to their common classmates, loveletters and little gifts Ray received, without any exaggerating, could be 10 oreven 20 times more than that being given to Anmicius.

Whether or not it’s the ultimate cause ofunbelievably awful relationship between this two boys still remains unknown,but here seems to be the opportunity to have it repaired! The furiousheadmaster of Hogwarts cast this cruel punishment over this poor little‘couple’, for their arrogant ignorance of the school regulations. ‘I believe it will be a superexcellent chance for both of you to better know each other,’said the headmaster, ‘Using direct touch of your bodies, which seems to be themost favorited way you would like to use.’

Hours had passed, neither of them ever let go ofthis long-lasted grip. Maybe it’s because of the curse, or there might be a real 'affair' coming up?